Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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