How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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