is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Small penises have feelings too.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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