D3 body, D1 cock
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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