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• (661): View more from California

  Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I could make wine with my vomit

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.

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• (760): View more from California

  That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.

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  i've gotta research that and get back to you.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way

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