Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I could make wine with my vomit
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way