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(817): View more from Texas

My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.

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(714): View more from California

Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.

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(970): View more from Colorado

sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

Guess she heard her killer coming

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(650): View more from California

Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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(513): View more from Ohio

After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out

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(316): View more from Kansas

Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.

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