He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?