On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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