If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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