I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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