Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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