I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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