I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i came on her dog
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have fence marks all over my body
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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