i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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