I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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