I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The power of my boobs compel you
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
