I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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