I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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