Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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