just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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