Having a random hookup so left but love u
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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