I must be too annoying 4 u.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
