Do vagina's smell?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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