Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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