Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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