Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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