Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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