Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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