so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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