I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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