yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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