Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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