I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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