I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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