Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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