He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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