i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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