Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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