as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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