How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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