you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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