If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I could fuck to npr.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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