I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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