no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
