where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bar mat shot.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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