Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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