I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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