My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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