So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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