We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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