There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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