Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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