people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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