i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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