So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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