Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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