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also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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