seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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